December 2011
8 posts
“For Christ’s sake, put on your seat belts!!”
– Our pilot, during a moment of midair turbulence
A Place to Sit and Think
Why don’t airplane bathrooms have windows? This would improve my inflight experience by 100%.
Get a look at that duck.
Raisin-faced, Butter-soled
From the waist up, he guessed she was 50, maybe 55, but that was pushing it. Her tanned skin made her look perpetually roasted, which most likely contributed to the premature wrinkling which he based this estimate on. But then again, what did he know. He was young. His face went back to zero after he smiled, the worry lines on his forehead were as fleeting as the troubles in his life. Age was...
Z, Age 9
He lives his life as if on the brink of madness—speaks too fast, eats too furiously.
He grows nightly, a body that will soon refuse to contain the chaos spreading inside. At night I imagine he dreams of swiftness—he curses, spits, sweats like a drug addict rummaging through his last bag (he would not understand this comparison, for the worst the world has yet to offer him has come in...
Lost Love Letters
[Date illegible]
Dear Jeffrey,
I wish your name was something else, my handwriting better, etc etc. But you don’t exist, and neither do I, and so, there ends our short-lived, but no less life-changing love affair.
With Mad Affection,
Eve
Who Me?
Life’s Small Pleasures #1:
Farting loudly and in rapid succession while walking down a quiet street.
Life’s Small Failures #1:
Turning the corner and running into someone you know. Let’s keep this between us.
FANCY!
Someone please explain this to me.
What up, shorty
A bus is not the place to choose your ringtone.